The Mystery Note VII

I can't believe you're parked in front of HER house! You deserve each other! FUCK YOU, Rob	(5)
I ran out of gas so I syphoned some of yours. Thanks for paying it forward!	(7)
What if God was one of us? Think about it.	(2)
Your fly is unzipped	(4)
I have great news for you. You'll find out soon.	(2)
My friend thinks you're cute. You two should hook up	(2)
they're on to you.	(3)
Don't eat shrimp for about a week. TRUST ME	(6)

31 votes in total